THE TRASHY LITTLE XMAS SHOW 2009 -- NOW IN ITS 16TH YEAR!

LET’S BAIL OUT CHRISTMAS!

Santa is in the red — still! Times are tough at the North Pole. He laid off 15% of his elves. He made a list and checked it twice, but he defaulted on the sub-prime boys and girls. He foreclosed on their wish lists. You better watch out! You are getting a Credit Voucher in your stocking!

Action is needed. It’s time to bail out Christmas! And, not on the backs of future generations, either. We must save Christmas RIGHT NOW! Your holiday season needs an escape hatch, a safety check, a safe place to get your wits together-and we are here to help!

You gotta love this whole depression thing. Any excuse to celebrate, right? It makes you appreciate what you have while it’s still here. Time to get your yuletide mojo working. Book the sitter now!

Lee's Lounge & Liquor Bar
101 Glenwood Avenue No.
612.338.9491
Six big nights: 11/28, 12/5, 12/12, 12/17, 12/18, 12/19
Music runs 9 p.m. to 1 a.m.
www.leesliquorlounge.com

Free Parking Tip: Here is a huge parking lot just south of LEE’S, on Currie Ave.

THE TRASHY LITTLE XMAS FAMILY MATINEE

This is the kid-friendly version of our holiday show. Introduce your kids to honky music the way your parents did for you. There will be beer for mom and dad and snacks for the kids! Jingle Stick included! For Cedar info and tickets, click here.

The Cedar Cultural Center
416 Cedar Avenue South
Sunday, December 13; Adults $11. Kids $6. Doors 11:30 a.m. Music 12:00 p.m.